Do you like snowmobiling in the winter, sailing in the summer, or
relaxing anytime of the year? Then Bayfield Wisconsin is the place for you. There
are places like the Brule River and Lake Superior to kayak. The Apostle Islands are a
National Park, you can rent a boat and sail, or take the ferry to Madeline Island. Stay in
one of the many hotels and Inns they have to offer. The Rittenhouse has a chef who has had
recipes in Gourmet Magazine. If you are going to see the country, you can't over look this
place. Autumn is so pretty, with all of the trees full of color, and they have an Apple
Festival the first weekend in October. They have parades, carnival rides, and Apples,
Apples, Apples. Yeah, I know, Wisconsin is the Dairy State,(cheeseheads) , but that
is not all we have! There is so much more and its not so hot that you are uncomfortable in
the summer. But, honestly, if you don't like snow, you might want to go south as they are
on the upper pennisula of Wisconsin right on Lake Superior.
Ever drive on a lake? Come on up in the winter and you can.
you define Summer as three months of bad sledding...
your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
snow tires come standard on all your cars...
at least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm...
you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
you know what "cow-tipping" is.....
"Down South" to you means Chicago...
a brat is something you eat ...
you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.....
you have no problem spelling Milwaukee..
you used to think Deer Season was included as an official school
holiday...
You know that Gotham is a real city...
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
you go out for fish fry on every Friday...
you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing
shorts...
when you tell someone where you are from and they say:
'I thought that was part of Canada...
your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July...
you know how to polka....
you think that Lutheran and Catholic ARE the major religions.....
formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap...
you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...
your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost...
you know where Waunakee is AND can pronounce it...
you have more fishing poles than teeth...
you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a
weekend...
and, you know what a "bubbler" is.